Ridiculous Questions I found on the Internet and My Answers (Part 2)

Ridiculous Questions I found on the Internet and My Answers (Part 2)

28 May 2020 Lifestyle , Journal 7

My Answer: Go for it! And Whiles you are at it connect it to your phone and play some groovy music. I wish you all the best.

Question 2
Why is my sperm so powerful? I have only been with my girl for two weeks but the Doctor says she is 4 months pregnant

My Answer: Have you ever had the funny feeling that you were being played? No? Well then yes your sperm is the stuff of legends and I am surprised you haven’t impregnated yourself already. Yes I know you are male but like I said, I’m surprised you haven’t impregnated yourself.

Question 3
Is it weird that my dog likes to watch me pee?

My Answer: Shame on that perverted Canine with cute eyes and its tongue out, wagging its tail from side to side.

Question 4
STD from Dog is it possible? help…?

My Answer: The fact that you are even asking this… wow… wow. No no no. There are so many things running through my mind.… I’ll let this go

Question 5
If I eat myself would I become twice as big or completely disappear?

My Answer: Have a seat. Here, have a cookie. Milk and sugar in your coffee? Now think about this deeply. Would you eat your head first or last?


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